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Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10535) - you deserved it (38371)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:27pm - misc - by baseball25635 (man) - United States (New York)

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hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?

#3 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:07pm by OHHgreatttt

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F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.

#7 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:19pm by sux_2_b_you

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