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Today, I was babysitting my boss' kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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I call bullshit. Your boss didn't tell you his kid was allergic to chocolate?

#2 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:05pm by Hellsno

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meh, you guys are too critical....its the boss's fault for not warning OP abt allergies....if i had kids with allergies, its one of the first things i'd tell any sitter...

#7 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:16pm by season4reason

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