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Today, I was babysitting my boss' kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML


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On 09/30/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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I call bullshit. Your boss didn't tell you his kid was allergic to chocolate?

#2 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:05pm by Hellsno

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YDI. He said he didn't want any..

#1 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:04pm by Darthbane2007

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