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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57247) - you deserved it (6326)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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