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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls
he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014