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Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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My mother made those jokes all the time, even though was perfect weight for my age.
Little did she know, they were the cause of my anorexia. :/

You sure that she wasn't kidding?

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:04pm by xXPeachRoseXx

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My mother used to criticize my body in front of me. Don't let it get to you - true beauty is on the inside. Someday you'll find someone who thinks you're beautiful just as you are.

#9 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:29pm by digitalangel

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