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Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML


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On 09/29/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?

#3 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:50am by iwadasn

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Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.

#8 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:19am by 24788

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