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Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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You didn't cancel the order and take your girlfriend home instead due to her not feeling too well?

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:15am by allmidnighteyes

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and you didn't go outside to see if she was okay and see why she was out there so long? and bring her back in?

#3 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:18am by xHaniffax

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