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Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40375) - you deserved it (5141)

On 09/26/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by pygmalion (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.

#15 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:21am by elfuzzo

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I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn

#20 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:45am by bosshaug

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