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Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.
I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn
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Wednesday 13 August 2014