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Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (24087)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by rebel_rose (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.

#6 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:19am by RyeBreadBoy

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Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this!

This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.

#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:11am by my_fml_account

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