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Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44585) - you deserved it (4170)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

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whatta dick.

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:12pm by untoldfame

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Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

#32 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:50pm by ananamoose

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