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Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32332) - you deserved it (2594)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

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