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Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36607) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by badcook (woman) - United States

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Just tell her, "I know what you mean, my husband said he had to eat the dog's food behind your back when he was growing up so he didn't starve."

#15 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:35pm by I_am_stupid_also

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What a bitch >.

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:11pm by kionnalexus

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