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Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14911) - you deserved it (39951)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

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Did they sneak in the window or were you just oblivious?
Either way, awesome wording. Win.

#3 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:48am by Intoxicunt

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I'm sure that his thumbs weren't the only things that were up.

#30 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:13pm by fxdxhk90

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