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Today, I was in a college band rehearsal, and I get a call saying "your car was just hit by a tree!" I said "yeah, right", and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walks in and tells me that my car is totaled. I then went and stood in the rain watching a tree get cut off my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28134) - you deserved it (5681)

On 09/22/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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How did THIS get through? The exact same thing was posted a couple of days ago. Now call me a skeptic but I'd say the odds of 2 FML users having their car totalled by a tree at a college band rehearsal are fairly tiny, add to that the exact same wording...

#3 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:27am by Gwyndion

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Tha trees be attackin'!! Run fer yer lives!!!

#11 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:25am by broken_chaos

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