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Today, I was in a college band rehearsal, and I get a call saying "your car was just hit by a tree!" I said "yeah, right", and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walks in and tells me that my car is totaled. I then went and stood in the rain watching a tree get cut off my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23489) - you deserved it (4913)

On 09/22/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Tha trees be attackin'!! Run fer yer lives!!!

#11 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:25am by broken_chaos

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We didn't need the retarded details. A simple "my car was hit by a tree" would have sufficed.

#6 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:44am by anonacs

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