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Today, I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into the movie my dad turned to me and said, "Wow, you really looked like that Damien kid when you were little." Apparently I strangely resemble the anti-christ, and I am a teenage girl. Thanks Dad. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You should stand over him while he sleeps and speak in tongues, then have a seizure on the floor. He'll never make that mistake again.

#3 - On 09/20/2009 at 5:10pm by DrAwesome

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key phrase 'when you were little' I'm pretty sure if you still looked like the anti-christ he would have said so or not said anything at all

#8 - On 09/20/2009 at 5:16pm by sjks

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