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Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37475) - you deserved it (4022)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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What an ass...

#2 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:16pm by Silent_Harmony

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In a few months he will be broke and you will still have your work ethics and values....and now you know how to make better choices in men. Do it!

#8 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:20pm by mephistopheles2u

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