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Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43074) - you deserved it (4520)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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What an ass...

#2 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:16pm by Silent_Harmony

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Sue him.
You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars.
Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.

#9 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:20pm by OneandOnlyOne

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