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Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34941) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by oh_its_true (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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