Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you totally deserved it (84440)
On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Mason_Jayson - United States (Iowa)
Exactly!!!! Ignore it!!!!! xD
God I feel sorry for that kid, must've hurt like hell...
#246 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:59am by StallionDuck
That's just gross.
Now I'll have that image stuck in my head for a week. FML
#5 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:33pm by Stinkyfeet
i'm sorry, next time you shouldn't touch people's hair.
what if she had lice or something!
#7 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:34pm by lonligurl
if evalution(don't you trolls dare start) is correct than it's an instnk from our early mammal years
#264 - On 03/10/2010 at 12:15am by bezach
thats why you don't yank. if you see a loose hair and MUST pull it, pull loosely/slowly, if it truley is loose it'll fall out by itself. if it isn't youll feel the slight tug, and you will realize it is not loose, and hopefully the whole thing will go unnoticed.
YDI def.
you don't do that shit to strangers anyways.
ew ew ew! that is SO gross!!! that's why mommies and daddies tell their children not to talk to strangers, especially dont TOUCH strangers' equally strange body hair.
#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:37pm by ish_happens223
eww! now i have a permanently image of that
in my head. it's going to take a while to get out
O_o
#20 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:47pm by queen_kitty24
I guess you learned your lesson about touching people's hair.
#21 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:51pm by cthulhu1138
Are you flipping crazy?? You're lucky she didn't charge you with assault. It is never, ever, EVER acceptable to touch a stranger like that.
I would be so fucking sketched out if some stranger starting picking hairs off me, whether they were attached or not.
#25 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:54pm by PTERONOPHOBIA
diddo #29. except I honestly wouldn't know cuz i've never pulled a hair outta mole. and i sure as hell hope i never will.
why would you "yank" it? just pull it lightly
you didn't deserve that., you didn't know it was a mole hair!
but if he'd never done it in the first place, we wouldn't be talking about it. ydi
#263 - On 02/13/2010 at 11:47pm by truelyawesome
Probably should have done the courteous thing and mentioned it. There's no way that would have been more awkward than what actually happened.
19 lol. The big question. Although I do feel the same urge to remove loose hairs, I am over the age of 8 and I leave it alone. Seriously what was the thought process behind that? I'm not trying to be a dick I just don't know what compelled you to do that.
#35 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:10pm by BulldogQB4
I mean alright, ripping that hair out is one ugly thing but WTF is wrong with that girl?
When a Mole hair is so long that it's standing out so that people could confuse it with a normal hair than you clearly say, that she should have cut it one day. O_o
LOL. I would've just said it got stuck on my coat zipper. ...well, assuming wearing a coat was necessary.
OMG! Why the hell would you do that?! What kind of freak goes around touching strangers?! Urgh.
#45 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:23pm by babydoll86
i have a disturbing image of this in my head 0_o
and for some odd reason I imagine it being at a Nifty Fifty's lol
#46 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:23pm by FMLover269
lol... did this happen in CT by any chance? I know a girl who has the same problem... lol
#48 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:25pm by icy_snake_91
hahahahaha oh man, that's so funny.
and it was a mistake, the person thought it was a loose hair
#52 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:30pm by nebjamin69
ew ew ew!
#1: don't touch strangers.
#2: don't touch strangers hair!
#3: don't touch strangers mole hairs!!!!
I think I'm the only person here who doesn't think you are a complete asshole, but I can understand you were just trying to be nice. Misguided, but nice.
#54 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:31pm by thequeenofscots
I also think it was a mistake... mole hairs shouldnt be that long!
#57 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:38pm by icy_snake_91
i sooooooooo understand that urge, but i couldn't do it to a stranger. it's bad enough when i do it to friends and/or family and i get yelled at :P haha aww man, i feel for ya.
Whenever I see moles I'm tempted to pull the hair off to see what would happen... I still kinda wanna do it.
Today I was standing in line, minding my own business, when suddenly this stupid person behind me decided to try and pull out my hair. It was a mole hair, and I started to bleed profusely. FML!
Are you a GUY?????
If you're a gal who did that, it might be a little more forgivable.
#70 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:05pm by egaonogenki
LMFAO!! Ah ha ha ha, my favorite part is that it bled "like a gunshot wound."
P.S. - I'm way OCD too, so I could see this happening to me. Perhaps next time you won't use so much force?
P.P.S. - Long mole hairs are DISGUSTING!! Trim/pluck that shit people!!!
I think that person should be saying FML. Not for the mole hair being pulled out, but for having a mole hair that long to begin with. That's just nasty
#72 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:06pm by grandmasattack
Today, this obsessive compulsive weirdo ripped my mole in half. Now it will probably become cancerous. FML
#79 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:21pm by shantoyamuchluv
what would cause u to do that? u dont touch other peoples hair that u dont know. thats creepy and stalkerish
F*** Her Life for having such a long mole hair!!!!!!!!!!!!
#85 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:30pm by DanceRox9008
My friend's grandma tried doing that once. It turned out to be a man's chest hair.
#87 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:34pm by adelaide_evening
ive done that before too. just pull a random hair.
but if you have to yank to get rid of the "loose" hair. then obviously its not loose.
youre not a very smart or gentle person.
sorry.
#91 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:43pm by oooh_dear
haha @19
did anyone who witnessed that still buy a sandwich?
#92 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:48pm by UhOhImF___ed
hahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahhaaha
omg when i read that i could not stop laughing that is HILARIOUS.
#94 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:53pm by strawberry65
i'm surprised she didn't turn around and punch you in the face!
of course your apologies went unnoticed that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard
the hair from your own head is gross enough as it is
and you HAD to touch some random other persons hair??
how incredibly disgusting and obnoxious
wow that is really disgusting and unfortunate for both of you..ew. never touch other people you don't know..i think that's like rule #1..
now i'm waiting for.."today, someone came up to me and pulled my mole hair and i started bleeding..."
#99 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:13pm by secret
i agree with #99 annnnd that is creepy no offense . . def feel bad for her
#100 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:20pm by xij3ss
ok i dont understand why you yanked on it... if it was just a loose hair and you didnt want them to notice you should have definitely done it slowly
#101 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:25pm by vitaminsandminer
This reminds me of a zit I popped once..it splat all over the mirror and blood was gushing out like a volcano. It was a mess..
That is so digusting. Also ew that her mole hair was that long. Couldn't she trim it or something? YUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.
#106 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:38pm by sinadinosaur
I don't understand how the mole hair being pulled out can cause bleeding... how hard exactly did you pull? Jeez.
If you are ever going to do that again, gently pull on it. if it doesn't move, it's not loose.
#108 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:42pm by pommeblossom
Wow, so people call "fake" on everything BUT this?
A mole hair so long that it trails down your back and beyond the hair you already have?
Yeah, no.
Why on earth would you touch a stranger? You're lucky she didn't deck you.
#111 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:57pm by everythingtold
that made my fkn night lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
#112 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:07pm by bee_weezy
And now I feel queasy.
You definitely did not deserve that.
#113 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:10pm by mehwhateverr
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!! OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone who is saying how gross it is, come on!!! have some fun!!!!!! its sooooo funny!!!! but i feel bad for the girl, i mean OUCH!!!! how long could that hair be anyway?
#114 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:16pm by milkduds22
What the hell? Don't touch strangers. No one will thank you for taking out their loose hairs.
#115 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:18pm by TydusArandor
You're one of those people who cause me to freak out in public because you don't understand the concept of a Personal Space Bubble.
#118 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:36pm by Chris968
The worst I've done was go up to people with their tags sticking out of the back of their shirt and ask them to fix it.
Pulling out one hair makes it bleed that much?
#119 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:38pm by wat_the_eff
I dont even care that you did that.. a lot of people do that.
I'm way more concerned with that girl and her obvious disregard for the maintenance of her mole hairs.
gross.
hahahah thats too funny
and i dont think its creepy or wierd really, if i had a loose hair on my shirt i would appreciate someone being nice enough to remove it. And if i saw that, the LAST thing i would think is that it was growing from someone's mole
#53 is so right.
Way to be a crazy person.
Thats just kind of ridiculous.
#122 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:53pm by shortysmalls
19 FTW
Hands to yourself, and any significant other you may happen to have. That's a good general rule
It really isn't that crazy or creepy or whatever to try to be nice and get a stray hair off of someone...true, if the guy did it all the time, that would be creepy...it was probably just horrible luck...
sorry your life sucks lol.
#124 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:04pm by lilymoose
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA I GUESS NO ONE HERE THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY??? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. YOU GO
ummm ouch? seriously though, why would that girl not trim that hair? that's just disgusting
#129 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:38pm by wickedgrl13
You are not a monkey. There is no reason for you to be picking things off of strangers at the sandwich shop.
wait have you picked other articles of other strangers before without consequence?
#131 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:05am by AsianSensation
Weird. I pick the hair that grows from the mole on my neck from time to time and I've never bled from it. Does hurt, though.
well, you shouldnt touch strangers. but u did her a favor
#135 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:23am by andiecandyy
wtf went through your head when you thought you would pull a hair from someone elses body....thats terrible desgusting...i would have pressed you with charges of assault
wtf went through your head when you thought you would pull a hair from someone elses body....thats terrible desgusting...i would have pressed you with charges of assault
HAHA #19. so great
That's actually the most disgusting thing ever, and really unfortunate for that person.
But if you didn't know the person, why would you want to touch they're loose hair?? That's gross.
Maybe if you knew them, but that's still a little weird. Definitely not an FML.
THAT'S REVOLTING! I have any moles (so no mole hairs, by extension) but I'm in so much pain from reading this.
#144 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:45am by wallythedolly
lol everyone's comments are retarded. the only person who truly understands this FML is the first commenter.
#145 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:56am by turdle
why do u have such itchy fingers... next time if u really want to do it... at least ask for permission
#147 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:06am by KenMcGormick
With all due honesty, you're lucky you just got unnoticed apologies. Anyone else and it could've been a broken jaw for you.
Not trying to be mean, but if someone yanked a hair out of my head because they're OCD, it would probably result in a huge amount of public humiliation and some of the oddest combination of curse words I can think of.
#148 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:07am by Lou_Briccant
i feel pretty lame asking this but i was unable to find an answer...
what's YDI??
#150 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:51am by ffffffffffffffff
I call bullshit, there is no way it would bleed (1 hair!!) and bleed like a gunshotwound? Did you maybe mistake a main bloodvein in her neck for a hair or something? o.0
so fake...it's disturbing to see the number of people who believe this.
#154 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:15am by ohboyscott
Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing fake or not this is my favorite, LOL!
#156 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:48am by polaroidsof182
HAHAHHAAHAHAHA that is hilarious, but seriously weird. life, who pulls hair off other people????
#160 - On 03/23/2009 at 8:08am by MarvelousMaggie
I just keep laughing!
I can't stop XD
Seriously, GENTLY pull... don't yank so that you rip half their skin off o_O
Or don't touch at all :S
But nice of you for trying to help :P
#161 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:25am by youreawhore
i am sorry but that is the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard in my life. im crying im laughing so hard. that sucks for you but funny as hell for me. sorry
i just got a boner. jk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA owned. hairy mole!!!!!!! mole!!!!!MOLE!!!MOLE!!!!!!!!mole mole!MOLE!
this almost beats the FML where the girl bit her boyfriends neck pimple
#164 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:17am by brownlantern
If someone has mole hair that long, it needs to be ripped out. You really shouldn't have done it to a stranger, but you probably did her a favour. Maybe the mole will be removed or just become a scar, which I would think is far less gross. Everyone has a few scars.
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
#167 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:37pm by Mason_Jayson
Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHA.
That's the funniest thing ever.
That girl should have at least kept that thing trimmed if plucking it made it do that. It had to have been waaaayyyy to long if someone behind her was able to pull it and not see where it was coming from. In a way she deserved it, though I'd tell people they have stray hairs instead of just pulling them. If they see you with your hand moving toward them it could get awkward.
#170 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:54pm by starshine3987
Oh, and a mole hair is a hair that grows out of a mole. A mole is one of those dark raised spots people get on their skin and when they are really big hair may grow out. OCD is obsessive compulsive disorder, where people have to do things physically and can't help it like say something 5 times or wash their hands a certain number of times or touch something every time they walk in a rooms ect. It usually makes no sense what they do except to them.
#171 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:57pm by starshine3987
Dude, just keep your hands to yourself. It would've been awkward if she noticed, OCD or not.
#172 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:16pm by justjayit
This is only #2 on the disgusting scale, after the one where the girl bit a pimple on the guy's neck and it asploded in her mouth! EWWWWW
#174 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:33pm by 1NinjaPaper1
oh goodness, i understand...i have those same OCD issues! that sucks though :[
#175 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm by elanajoy
*high fives*
thats what people get for having long mole hairs, and not doing something about it.
#176 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:49pm by rachelsantixo
I know you're obsessive complusive and all, but if it's not your own hair, leave it the fuck alone!
#177 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:51pm by FuzzMonkey09
that image is officially stuck in my head forever. asdfjkl;ashdf;klashdf;hjad;aksjk;fasd
i totally would have thrown up or something when i found out what it was...thats gross.
but really...who has a mole hair that is that incredibly long??
#180 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:44pm by kidneedsalife
Why would you ever pull out someone elses loose hair? Mind your own bloody business, idiot.
#183 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:50pm by elfuzzo
Man, I despise you people who have to pick everything (lint, fuzz, "loose hairs," etc) off everyone else. Keep your hands to yourself, for etiquette's sake.
haha Ocd much. lol i do that all the time...but theres not normaly a mole on the other end, haha
#185 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:04pm by the_scene_queen
lmao, but yeah, u r flippin retarded. Why would u touch a stranger? Did she know it was you or did u slowly walk away??
#187 - On 03/23/2009 at 9:12pm by fuckmyl1f333
OCD is a sad sad thing to live with.
even though that voice was telling
you to pick it off her, she is still a stranger.
LMAO THATS GROSS MAN REAL GROSS!!!
MENTAL IMAGA AND FEELING!!! OWWWW!!!!
i have tears running down my face, i'm laughing so hard. i'm really sorry, but hahaha A LONG MOLEHAIR?!! omg hahahaha
man dont feel too bad. i mean you did have good intentions of trying to help....
she shoulda done something about that though.
a)its gros
b)c'mon couldnt she cut it off??
oh dear god. not a big deal. i do this sometimes too.. its not gross or anything. but definitely pull gently next time.
#192 - On 03/24/2009 at 1:41am by luvinblink87
HAHAHAHA now, I get why you did that, I pull loose hairs off my friends shirts all the time, but I am NEVER doing that to a stranger. EVER. ever. everrrr. That is the grossest thing I have ever heard in my lifeee.
#196 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:31pm by AlisonMarie
fucking sick... wtf? There's surgery for that shit these days
#203 - On 03/24/2009 at 10:22pm by podrummer9209
that's sick. that her mole hair, of all things, was that long.
seriously, thats gross.
your FML definitely gets sympathy from me only because you had to witness a hair that long.
Why the fuck are you touching other people in the first place?
YDI, no doubt. FHL for having you do that to her.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAhA
[:
yes amazing.
gross but hilarious.
#209 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:50pm by try_for_me_love
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU PULLING OUT HER HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE!
#210 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:10am by shadowprometheus
She should thank you for pulling out her nasty long mole hair! that's disgusting, she could have at least cut it if it's that long...
#211 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:45am by caligirl5422
your a creeper you dont do that to some random freakin person!
#216 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:05pm by bdancer2344
You probably ruined her only chance to a Guiness World Record. Asshat.
#218 - On 04/17/2009 at 12:18am by ChrisCrimson
hahahahaha. the only thing i can imagine is you just pulling "off" that hair then right after that getting the shit scared out off you when she starts screaming.
classic. hahaha
#220 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:13pm by bobbt32294
Come on, people - if the mole was on her back or somewhere she can't see easily, she may not have been aware that the mole even existed, or that the hair had gotten so long. Even if she knew it was there, then she shouldn't have to keep her hair trimmed to prevent strangers from yanking it out.
Don't you know, never touch a woman's hair......no matter where it is lol
#225 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:55am by Ashleigh_85
That's disgusting and your discustion for doing it you should get a life instead of being a freak Boone likes
#227 - On 05/23/2009 at 11:44am by dalascheer
oh, this is sick, lol
lmao at 19, 85 and 114
eww at 102 and 133
and i agree with 120 and 121 lol
this has to be one of my favorites lol, but that is so sick
#230 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:53am by lovelycece09
You tried to "secretly" pull someones hare cuz it was out of place?... Wow you really need to mind your own beez wax
you know how rude that was? what if I were to do that to you? would you probably scream/curse at me? probably yes, so why would you do that to someone else? you should always imagine yourself in their shoes before doing it to them.
#237 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:58am by Some_Person693
i've read FMLs that are about shitting in mouths, masturbating with hamsters and brushing your teeth siblings' vibrators and NOTHING has made me want to vomit like this one.
#240 - On 06/12/2009 at 8:59pm by amazingkate
Ewwww wtf is wrong with you! Why would you remove a loos hair off of a random person you creep. I'm pretty sure if someone did that to me I'd punch them in the face....
You creep.
#248 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:18am by xXlolololXx
I understand I have the same compultion mine is OCD related mild. it is her fault though trim that shit eeewwww
#254 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:17pm by Cjraven606
She could have trimmed it, so it's sort of her fault since some people have OCD, which you might.
That'd hurt like hell, though, lol
surely once u pulled and it never moved u wud of known it was attached to her.b4 yanking it out. YDI for touching strangers
