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Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (104211)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Mason_Jayson - United States (Iowa)

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