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Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (35146)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by nV1ous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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