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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line tells me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I've got a headache, my legs are stiff and my date must think I stood her up. The tech finally arrives, pries the door open, then rudely asks, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36533) - you deserved it (2935)

On 09/15/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Stuckism (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I cant blame you. It wasnt ur fault u got stuck and it wasnt your fault the tech was a prick.

#2 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:09pm by RJB

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Why didnt you just sit down?

#9 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:18pm by chakrabs

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