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Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12643) - you deserved it (52211)

On 09/15/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by publicenemy (man) - United States (California)

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You are dumb. You should have your license taken away. Its a red light you dont go on red.

#2 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:26pm by ASUguy13

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YDI for giving in to peer pressure

#5 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:27pm by as260191

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