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Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by nickname (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

#3 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:24am by Bloodknight

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struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up

suppose that's why they call them cake faces

#5 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:28am by timtam24

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