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Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34469) - you deserved it (1764)

On 09/12/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Ljsmitty - United States (South Carolina)

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At first I thought it said "massaged" rather than "messaged' haha.

#12 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:12pm by Pun_Intended

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HA FAIL!

#2 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:08pm by Syrathia

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