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Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML
25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.
Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014