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Today, was my first day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40161) - you deserved it (4961)

On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

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"We're in the military son! You better not be firing blanks!"

#3 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:06pm by PositiveChillout

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well at least ALL of you was standing at attention

#4 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:09pm by deathmajestic

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