Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, was my first day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

#5203639
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33200) - you deserved it (3764)

On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I updated a e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the…

Top comments

well at least ALL of you was standing at attention

#4 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:09pm by deathmajestic

See in context

+69

"We're in the military son! You better not be firing blanks!"

#3 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:06pm by PositiveChillout

See in context

+57

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by