Today I was eating m&ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering "where is that little bastard?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (26312) - you totally deserved it (6195)
On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
When I say LOL, I actually laugh out loud, unlike most people, who just say it to mean, "Hmm, that is kind of funny"
But this time is the first time I said LOL and meant it, and the first time I loled at an FML
#67 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:25pm by cheese1756
#67 What in gods name did that mean? "When I say lol I actually lol.... but this is the first time I meant it...."
Um contradiction much?
About the FML, a lot of you are saying its awesome but I find it incredibly lame and not at all funny
sometimes when I type LOL, I'm not actually laughing out loud. it's just "funny".
I LOL'd at this one though. For real XD
#80 - On 09/12/2009 at 10:42am by IllegalLight
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YDI for eating m&ms.
#3 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:14pm by EffYourLifee
That's just awesome XD
Btw, did anyone notice FML glitches up every hour or so and posts a blank FML with only
"I agree, your life sucks (18845) - you totally deserved it (10311)
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#12 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:21pm by Person1233
That was the woman with the Mexicans in her apartment FML. I guess it was deleted.
#15 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:22pm by allmidnighteyes
That sounds like an awesome FML already. Why would that be deleted =o D:
#17 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:24pm by Person1233
compared to most fml this probably won't fuck your life to bad. it was just awkward.
#14 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:22pm by g3tusedtoit
lol happens all the time but why didn't you just stand up first? And were you naked because you had to have been in order for this to make sense. And in that case, why were you naked eating m&m's?!?!
"...My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman..."
#24 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:38pm by ireply_w_lyrics
Damn... can't resist anymore!
I love this! I'm always awaiting for you to find the one!!!!!
Thank you
#25 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:40pm by JaneDoe_71 (FML Staff)
MMK! DONT YELL AT ME! IM AN EMOTIONAL PERSON AND YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY!!!!!!!
#34 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:53pm by ireply_w_lyrics
And thank ya! first time ive been complimented by a moderator
#35 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:55pm by ireply_w_lyrics
so you're an emo? awwwwwwwww
I'll be quiet then!
#36 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:57pm by JaneDoe_71 (FML Staff)
An no, im not an emo :P
Cantcha tell by the country music i post?
#39 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:10pm by ireply_w_lyrics
Because eating M&M's on the bed is a bit more suitable? You have no clue who had sex/jacked off there xP
#31 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:47pm by Person1233
that is hillarious! What happened? She say anything.. U shudve got up and showed the m& m to her..
#37 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:02pm by iice_ee
Not many FML's make me LOL... this one certainly did! That's GOLD!
#42 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:21pm by hqwoody327
Who cares? Your mom has seen you do much worse over the years... things you don't remember, but she does.
OMG so faving......but duuuude wear pants if u where good...
#63 - On 09/11/2009 at 9:10pm by CanadianGamer
Haaaaaaaah...
Stand up, fool! Ain't gonna fall on the floor if it's already under you.
#64 - On 09/11/2009 at 9:16pm by DameGreyWulf
Teehee. Did you tell her that you dropped an M&M down your pants, or did you just sit there awkwardly? :P
Just explain to your mom what you were doing, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is. My goodness.
I hate these "my boss/parent/spouse walked in on me doing and saying something that looked odd" FMLs. It's not that big of a deal.
#72 - On 09/12/2009 at 12:02am by Witchcraft
Soooooo you had no opportunity to explain to her, or make it into a joke somehow? You just automatically got embarrassed and said OMG MY MOM JUST KNOWS I'M A DIRTY SLUT?
That's what you get for enjoying m&ms on a CHAIR. How dare you, I can't believe it!
#77 - On 09/12/2009 at 1:43am by GriefBacon
I just enjoyed M&M's on a Chair, Nothing happened :D
M&M's FTW! :D
#103 - On 12/13/2009 at 11:57pm by sweet_j_tbr
haha that was so funny. now its stuck in my head 4ever! wow =]
#84 - On 09/12/2009 at 1:53pm by polkadot123
i think this is actally one of the funniest fmls i've ever read.... your life probably isn't really fucked, but it's still hilarious....
#87 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:43pm by emo_platypus
:D funny stuff...although being serious, why wouldn't you just stand up to see the m&m?
#89 - On 09/12/2009 at 4:16pm by timothyD12
i actually let out a chuckle on that one. thank you for this beautiful fml
#93 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:30am by jewelzgalore
ROFLMMFAO lol. if i were u id be saying to myself ftw and everyone in it lol.
#97 - On 09/15/2009 at 9:02am by 1unluckyPerson
hahaha ur mum prob thinks ur some kinda penis freak. it'd be even funnier if u tried explaining and ur mum just walked out and ignored you.
#100 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:49am by Blithe_626
when i first read this i thought u dropped an m&m on the chair and your mom was looking for it with her hand on your crotch saying, "where is that little bastard". then i reread it and it explained a lot =]
#102 - On 10/09/2009 at 1:24am by slag_
I'm laughing so hard that I've actually started to cry! Brilliant FML!
#104 - On 03/18/2010 at 5:39am by fatman1970
