Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (51057) - you deserved it (11675)
On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going…
itisthedude also deserved itToday, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me…
LMFAO! That happened to me before
#1 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:13pm by MyLifeIsFucked56
See in context
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
#9 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:17pm by Rixxieee
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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