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Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (549)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by thatgirl247 (woman) - United States (California)

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I said you deserved it, but that's because you were willing to laugh at the poor girl he insulted until you found out that girl was YOU.

#7 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:13pm by crazy_cat_lady

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Why is it only funny if he wasn't talking about you? YDI for being a sheep anyway. Twitter sucks.

#8 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:16pm by TheKitsune

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