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Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (4239)

On 09/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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I am the OP and...
1) whoever said it earlier... I am doing the P90X ab ripper
2) I also have been running 2 miles nearly every other day
3) I have also been going to the gym and taking supplements
4) I'm not fat at all, in fact very skinny
5) This was the girl I liked
6) yes, I squished her back

#95 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:26pm by sndc

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+10

you did it wrong

#1 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:51pm by boone

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+8

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