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Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29624) - you deserved it (4506)

On 09/09/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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FYL because you have toll roads.

#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:41am by allmidnighteyes

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Can you find a way to be more worthless?

#13 - On 09/10/2009 at 4:28am by oldskoolman85

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