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Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9003) - you deserved it (34436)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

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