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Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29990) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/08/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Chaznuts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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