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Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (4355)

On 09/08/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Chaznuts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Don't you love it when people fix you up with someone who's "perfect" for you? Really lets you know what they think of you.

#5 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:35am by aback

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Meh, not am FML. So you had a bad date, everyone has. More like a bad night, but it really isn't all that terrible.

#9 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:42am by rukiafujioka

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