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Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40338) - you deserved it (5023)

On 09/08/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Chaznuts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Don't you love it when people fix you up with someone who's "perfect" for you? Really lets you know what they think of you.

#5 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:35am by aback

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Lol that sucks. But you can go home and try to forget about it, and your blind date will probably forget about it when he wakes up next morning, so it never happened.

#3 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:34am by fmlfmlfml15

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