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Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

#51182 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (6869) - you deserved it (107790)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

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