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Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11016) - you deserved it (153775)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

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In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3.

3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "fucked" becuase of your own stupid decisions.

#9 - On 02/16/2009 at 9:58am by ifyouonlyknew77

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duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 4:12am by wtf

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