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Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old man who only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44028) - you deserved it (2145)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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FYL. How can they even believe that? :S

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:00pm by _Noon_

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This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.

#3 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:01pm by CDS09

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