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Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old man who only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37689) - you deserved it (1515)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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FYL. How can they even believe that? :S

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:00pm by _Noon_

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The customer is always right! :)

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:00pm by rkade

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