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Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38971) - you deserved it (4887)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by shoelace18 - Canada (British Columbia)

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she's 5 and your how old? how can she make you do anything? get a grip.

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:05am by graveworm

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I don't know what to think, here. Either that's love, or that's just demeaning. This could be the first time she learns about loss, if you stop right now.

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:05am by PityFool

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