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Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5048) - you deserved it (42893)

On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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