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Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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He fails, you guys are assholes.

#1 - On 09/04/2009 at 7:46pm by Signposthead

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this is why you shouldn't force people into doing something they dont want to do... learn the lesson honey.....

#12 - On 09/04/2009 at 7:56pm by kwosti

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