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Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7363) - you deserved it (33882)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by creeper - United States (Oklahoma)

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YDI for being the definition of a facebook stalker.

#1 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:03pm by brrrx

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sooo you met your favorite band and your life is fucked?????

#9 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:15pm by x0stormbringer

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