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Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30828) - you deserved it (8065)

On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Gmail! There's an undo function now. :D

#6 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:38pm by Lonely_Lez

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at least it wasn't a creepy old guy teacher

#11 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:42pm by i_am_batman

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