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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49836) - you deserved it (22619)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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and he didn't take any of your friend's clothes?

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:47am by st1ckyr1ce

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#1 and #2 You don't get just as wet in a swim suit? I didn't realize most people swim in dry suits... I need to go to the beach more.

#11 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:34am by pnrgi

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