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Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32252) - you deserved it (3020)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by kelkline (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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poster did not say whos kid the babysitter was for, could of been for her friend own kids

#6 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:15pm by GJMO

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maybe they have something planned for your real birthday...? hopefully.

#10 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:21pm by the_stereotype

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