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Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by kelkline (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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maybe they have something planned for your real birthday...? hopefully.

#10 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:21pm by the_stereotype

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This is lame. Your birthday is tomorrow, and your complaining that you didn't get what you ASSUMED was to happen? Its not all about you. Maybe on your birthday, but apperantly not today.

I wonder what plexico's, or screwtaylors takes on this FML are...

#12 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:25pm by untoldfame

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