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Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
Scoot: "Turn on the fan, and sink. Everybody knows that."
I know now, Scoot. I know now.
If you're a good fake cougher you can cover up the whole thing... then just walk out rubbing your throat and say "mmm something in my...." and just walk past
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014