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Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16706) - you deserved it (3606)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

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