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Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
If you're a good fake cougher you can cover up the whole thing... then just walk out rubbing your throat and say "mmm something in my...." and just walk past
Scoot: "Turn on the fan, and sink. Everybody knows that."
I know now, Scoot. I know now.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 March 2015