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Today, it was my father's wedding. He never really cared for me, and his fiancée is my age, but I thought it would mean a lot to him if I went. I was supposed to wait for his call the day before, so he would give me directions and tell me when it starts. He never called. FML


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On 08/29/2009 at 3:21am - misc - by kkiv (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

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Ouch, I'm sorry.

#1 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:02am by dol567

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That's one bitch of a dad.

#3 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:05am by Terrimina23

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