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Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32293) - you deserved it (2033)

On 08/29/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by chinesef000d (man) - United States (Texas)

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So set their hair on fire while they're asleep.

What's that smell? Justice!

#9 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:52am by blalien

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+5

Please don't tell me that I'm the only one who read this and thought of APH...
Beat them with your frying pan.

#47 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:48pm by linzercookies

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+4

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