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Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37991) - you deserved it (2737)

On 08/29/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by chinesef000d (man) - United States (Texas)

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So set their hair on fire while they're asleep.

What's that smell? Justice!

#9 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:52am by blalien

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Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

#1 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:06am by Darth_Taco

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