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Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
So set their hair on fire while they're asleep.
What's that smell? Justice!
Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 August 2014