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Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27790) - you deserved it (7559)

On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

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HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D

#3 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:19am by Fredzter

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Oh no! FYL for having a husband with a sense of humor (that's sarcasm, just so you know). Open you eyes and realize that your husband has a good sense of humor and obviously loves you, even though you obviously DO NOT have a sense of humor.

I'm sick of these stupid FMLs where people complain about their spouse, boy/girlfriend having a good sense of humor.

#11 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:26am by zee209

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