Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you totally deserved it (6575)
On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)
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If this comment is burried you are officially saying I am a cool donut.
who keeps moderating these? your husband really isn't that original, and the story's not really fml worthy. sorry.
#95 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:44pm by the_stereotype
they took out the good part of the fml.
it was supposed to say that i broke my nose and something funny about how i have pink whipped cream on my face now....
#115 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:32pm by pistonchamp159
what is up with the moderation? why didn't they keep that part? see...now it's an FML and funny
#126 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:47pm by the_stereotype
Lol.
Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D
#6 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:21am by iDemonChild
lol FYL for having to wake up loke that, but hilarious hubby
#7 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:24am by justmyluck1212
Grab your video camera and film as you put his hand in hot water, zoom in on his crotch and wait for his reaction when he wakws up and realises what he has done :D
#8 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:25am by elliebutton
literally lol'd on this one, fyl for having an immature husband, but you have to admit, it's funny
#9 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:25am by byondblnd11
Oh no! FYL for having a husband with a sense of humor (that's sarcasm, just so you know). Open you eyes and realize that your husband has a good sense of humor and obviously loves you, even though you obviously DO NOT have a sense of humor.
I'm sick of these stupid FMLs where people complain about their spouse, boy/girlfriend having a good sense of humor.
I care about your opinion very much, zee209, and in the future, if I ever post an FML, I'll be sure to clear it with you first, because I want you to personally approve of my FML. That was sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.
zee209, you bother me. that wasn't sarcasm, just so you know.
#70 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:27pm by lolololcheese
I totally agree with zee here, i mean, it's not an FYL, and it's not really that funny. I mean, i SHOULD have been to the OP, but obviously she's got too much stuck in her ass to think so. FherhusbandsL for having such a whiney wife.
#72 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:30pm by genius_man16
Ah... The classics. This isn't an FML. It just was a funny.
#13 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:29am by doomfromheaven
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No, your life is AVERAGE. I don't understand how it's fucked.
Though it does remind me of an episode of Hannah Montana..
#18 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:33am by screwtaylor
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Hannah Montana is an awesome show. GDIAF.
#68 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:18pm by screwtaylor
If that was my husband, i'd tell him to do it on my back, or arms.
honestly, it feels SO nice
...with the feather i mean lol
how is that an fml? that's just showing the op that her husband has a sense of humor.
#21 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:34am by imalovelover
I'm sure he meant it to be playfully affectionate..
And hilarious, :-D
#22 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:35am by moonlight_daze
Can you take a joke/silly prank? Not an fml. Be happy that your mate has a sense of humor and is playful, rather than a stick in the mud, (and then of course prank him back =D )
My life rocks because my husband is amazing and has a great sense of humor?
maybe, I'm probably wrong. :D
#49 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:24am by hothotheat_
Um, how about "My life really blows, my husband is an a**hole and..." I haven't a clue for the rest...
#81 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:33pm by BasBleu1225
my life really bores my husband intensely although a ho ate grape slush off him
#99 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:49pm by the_stereotype
I never got the point of this. Why don't you just put whipped cream on their face and not their hand? That way you wouldn't need to tickle them at all.
this is funny. how do you find this to be an fmylife?
#29 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:49am by tapoutORpassout
Unless you literally inhaled some of the whipped cream on accident and irritated your airways or something, I really don't see how this is an FML.
Oh my god, you had to clean your face and hands before going back to sleep - boo freaking hoo.
And either your husband has a spontaneous sense of humor, or he possibly did that as revenge for something you did. If that's the case, then YDI.
#30 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:49am by Lackadaisy_Baby
big whoop. its whipped cream. get over it.
but yumm[:
#31 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:52am by OMGitsKaleyxo
Your husband brings whipped cream and a feather to bed, and you're complaining??
There's something wrong with you.
#35 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:58am by plethora
This is the cutest thing ever! He probably had handcuffs too but you were bitching too much to notice. :]
#40 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:03am by Hockey_Chik
ohmygosh, thats not bad...get over it, he was trying to be funny. laugh it off(: anddd if u feel like u need revenge do it to him tmrw. lol
I'd say wait till he passes out, then draw on his face with a Sharpie, but no--use a non-permanent marker.
FYL? This isn't even original. How many Funniest Home Videos show this prank? This is lame/ boring.
#46 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:19am by shameinyou
wow, fml with an old joke. a lot of people went through it.
#55 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:34am by leafsfan13
Awww! That's cute! You should be happy that your husband has a sense of humor and will still do silly things with you.
#56 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:36am by TulipLuver
Ah, the classics. :) Oh, the memories. At least it was whipped cream and you could eat it. I always used shaving cream.
#58 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:45am by doubleAbattery
Gotta agree that it's a bit immature, but no harm no foul.
You can play this a couple ways.
If you're pissed, you can be 'to tired' to have any 'fun' with him for a few days.
If you think he's cute, you can find some playful way to 'pay him back'. Make him sawdust pancakes or exlax brownies.
Another FML that doesn't merit either the FML nor YDI buttons...
was this life-changing/traumatizing? I'm gonna guess no. therefore this != [is not a] FML moment.
#73 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:44pm by jomarthegreat
Oh my gosh. You're most definitely my hero for using computer programming in your comment. Way to be.
And I agree, this is most definitely NOT an FML. It's just amazing and funny. I'm jealous actually. It'd be fun to get the person back. :]
#88 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:00pm by runitout1298
Just hold tight, I'm on the phone with ems right now. They should be able to send a WAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE over asap.
#76 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:09pm by HomeBurger
when your husband does something like that, the normal thing to do is to laugh together at yourself, maybe smear a bit of cream on him, and then go to the bathroom and wash your face.
get a sense of humor already.
#77 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:12pm by purplepickle
Anything having to do with whipped cream is an automatic "Your life is NOT fucked!" Seriously, get a sense of humor.
#85 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:42pm by Whirling_Kumquat
What is wrong with these FMLs now? It's just full of whiny people who think every little joke or rip on them is an FML moment.
The worst part isn't even that someone put this whiny FML on here; it's that enough idiots that moderated this one thought that it was an FML moment.
I used to think that most people were smart.
#92 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm by PuhPuhPuhPi
Gosh, Do people even know the definition of FML anymore?
Or are people just turning into bigger and bigger wimps!?
#94 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:35pm by rickrolled01
omg people chill. it took like 2 seconds of your time to read that and im guessing if youre on this site, you really dont have anything else to do.
i thought it was funny.
YDI, for overracting and think your life is fucked, when it clearly is not.
#105 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:51pm by fml_fml_fml9
the 3am parts not too great i have to admit.
but hey, your life COULD be worse.
#107 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:55pm by itscarrie
What...? It's just whip cream... And people pull this prank all the time.
Next thing you'll know there'll be an FML about someone's wife putting a rubber band on the sink hose nozzle. :I
#109 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:04pm by DameGreyWulf
I could see how the op might think this is an fml. If her husband is constantly playing pranks on her and being immature, it would make sense. Also, if he was a complete jerk about it and mean, I would be really hurt.
So that happens to EVERYBODY what's so special about it this time?
#111 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:09pm by HumanTorch007
You're supposed to use shaving cream, so it was actually kinda sweet that he used whip cream... literally.
#112 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:17pm by bigcrazymike
HAH!
You know, I was going to point that out myself ("at least it wasn't shaving cream").
Whip cream I think implies he was trying to be cute.
#114 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:30pm by DameGreyWulf
How is this an FML? Okay your husband is trying to mix it up by playing a cute prank. What's the problem again? FYL for not having a fun laid back personality like your husband. The only way I could see this being an FML is if you had to wake up early for something important like a meeting or whatnot. But other than that get over it.
Today, I woke my wife up by putting whipped cream in hand and tickling her nose. I thought it was funny, but she did not and huffed & puffed about it on the internet. I made a life commitment to someone who apparently has no sense of humor. FML.
#118 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:57pm by sweatteaforme001
wow. wow. WOW.
MOTHERFUCKING WOW.
it's a fucking age old prank. it's in good fun. this is nowhere close to an fml. op, you're a stupid complaining bitch.
get a fucking sense of humor.
#119 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:01pm by mister_moops
Oh no...your life is surely fucked now. How will you live?
#120 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:50pm by lastminuteperm
O no, your husband has a sense of humor, your life is fucked now!
#121 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:56pm by BulletStreet
Good job, retards, for not reading the OP's comment on it. There was more to it that made it an FML, but instead of reading that, you all choose to complain about it being boring. F all of your lives for being dense.
#131 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:36pm by galafael5814
You do realize how late the OP has commented, yes?
She is 115. It did not exist before a lot of people commented.
#145 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:31am by DameGreyWulf
dude, that isn't an FML. that is hilarious.
you should just get a sense of humour and go along with him :P
this is fake, i swear you copied this off stupid humour tv shows
its just one of the old tricks off the book
the whip cream, and feather, like common, that was fucking stupid. really.
i bet there are so many better FML's out there and they dont even get published cause of waste of space like this FML.
#133 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:53pm by 3timesthefun
its very funny to watch this happen to someone,
but its not an fml. i mean don't get upset! just laugh it off :D
#134 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:24pm by bridget_909
jeez people are rude on here. people need to stop commenting other people saying, blah blah blah this isn't an fml, if the person who posts thinks its an fml than it is. this is a site to laugh and feel bad for the stories not to complain that their story made it and yours didn't. and just because people have heard of this prank before, doesn't mean that it didn't happen to this person. gosh.
it's hilarious "pistonchamp159".
#135 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:48pm by ilovenutella
I'm confuzzled ; what's so bad about it? Like, unless you had a big day tomorrow, you had a rough night, or you were sick, there's really not a reaon to be angry, just annoyed. Lighten up, OP!
#139 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:23am by iFruit
It kinda sucks that he did it at 3 in the morning and sorry about your nose. :( I've got to wonder though, how do you break your nose by being tickled with a feather? And if that didn't happen you've got to appreciate that at least your husband is entertaining. :) That does suck though, and it's made worse by all the people that blame you just because they didn't read your comment.
Ummm...it's a classic prank; not something Burger King, Inc. executives thought of... >_>
#147 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:54am by DoesMyLifeSuck
duude thaats fuuny. my boyfriend would probably do this if we lived together.
#144 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:48am by b_r_a_tpack23
it could've been worse. He could have put like mayo or peanut butter on. I'd love to wake up with a nose full of cream. ^_^
#150 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm by ElzLovesMyChem
that's kind of sweet.... if you think about it like.... well.... no, there is no way to think about it as being sweet. unless.... whipped cream is sweet! yeah! there we go! honestly, though, it is kind of awesome.... take a joke.
#151 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:22pm by Redrosesandrain
today..my mom woke me up by plucking my eyebrows
lol
#154 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:23pm by live1laugh2love3
Oh how weird! My brother's friend and I did this to my bro the exact same day this was posted! He wasn't to happy about it either... He's lucky we didn't use the "hand-in-the-warm-water" trick to make him pee himself like we were originally going to do. But come to think of it we didn't use whipped cream. Or even shaving cream for that matter. We used my mom's mousse (a foaming hair product in case you may not know) XD
#158 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:50pm by Amortifiedperson
