Today, I tried to surprise my parents on their first day back from New York with candles I made. I used actual lavender flecks from our garden for the scent in the candles. My plan worked until the lavender caught on fire which then spread to all of our mail and newspapers. Welcome home. FML

by Anonymous / 08/25/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments