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Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12180) - you deserved it (71162)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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