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Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20067) - you deserved it (52605)

On 08/24/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by NoThanks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!

#3 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:36pm by fml_lover1

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You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..

#5 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:38pm by no1askdu

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