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Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

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Hey, you could always get into his room and multiply... a lot. (;

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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There is some science thing involved with chirping crickets..

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Fahrenheit, count number of chirps in 14 seconds then add 40 to get temperature.

Example: 30 chirps + 40 = 70° F

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Celsius, count number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, then add 4 to get temperature.

Example: 48 chirps /(divided by) 3 + 4 = 20° C

Anyway, fyl.

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:09am by elliebutton

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