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Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.
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Monday 5 October 2015