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Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11888) - you deserved it (33579)

On 08/22/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Idiot (man) - United States (New York)

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It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

#9 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:32pm by SP63

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Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

#4 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:29pm by CFR

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