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Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35578) - you deserved it (4936)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

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what a dickhead.. slapped him right?

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:58pm by foulball3

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Laugh. He's bitter.

#6 - On 02/15/2009 at 5:36pm by Hoff

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