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Today, I was at a fratarnity party, and ona of tha hosts said ovar tha loudspaakar "turn to tha parson naxt to you and pictura tham nakad, than drink a baar if tha mantal imaga disturbs you". I turnad, only to ba faca-to-faca with my ax-boyfriand. Ha drank two baars. maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

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what a dickhead.. slapped him right?

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:58pm by foulball3

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Laugh. He's bitter.

#6 - On 02/15/2009 at 5:36pm by Hoff

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