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Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38013) - you deserved it (4792)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by GroosedOut (man) - United States (Texas)

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And that's the mouth you kiss.
Yum.

#5 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:55am by Intoxicunt

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The 38 at the end is kind of funny...I dont think it matters if you are 18 or 38, if you are married you are too old for that.

#3 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:52am by CDS09

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