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Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6676) - you deserved it (39354)

On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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