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Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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if it wasnt your first time crashing on the floor, I would suggest you might have done some brain damage the previous time, because I dont know where do you get such idiotic ideas from, YDI a lot, get your head out of your ass

#10 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:18pm by rcjamie

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Stage diving at your first show? Seriously? YDI. Stop making music.

#5 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:12pm by lmmmr

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