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Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Stage diving at your first show? Seriously? YDI. Stop making music.
if it wasnt your first time crashing on the floor, I would suggest you might have done some brain damage the previous time, because I dont know where do you get such idiotic ideas from, YDI a lot, get your head out of your ass
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 11 September 2014