at least they can have a conversation now :D

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I'm replying to be seen at the top (Yeah, at least I admit it)
Sounds like you are a stalker, might want to get a life maybe?

How does that make her a stalker?

REAL
real police finding real fmls so you dont have to (suck it fake police)

i agree. i'd be annoyed at you too, no matter how pretty you are.

ydi for being an ostrich.

Haha what kinda convo would it be? "OH I SEE MY SOCK HAS SLIPPED INTO YOUR BASKET. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY ITS NOT ON MY OTHER FOOT. WEIRD" haha

Did you happen to be wearing your ninja suit that day? Because if you were even if he didn't catch you it would start a weird Convo and a new fml post.

Today some chick dressed as a ninja put her nasty sock in my basket then tried to play it off.fml

GP08 that made me laugh so much!! Haha thank you!

TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF THERE #148?

"I accidentally my whole sock in your basket."
"The whole thing? Wow. Here you go.."
*awkward silence*
"Wanna shag?"
"Sure, why not?"

^
I lol'd at the first part.

YDI for not owning a laundry machine.

Maybe she just doesn't have great social skills.

OP: Nice try, but fail :P

ilove you for being a girl that is cool enough to try to pull of ninjaskillz in public and i would suggest not trying anything like bras or panties until your skills improve

clearly she has no real ninja skills because she got caught.

HAHAH SAME! I love you for doing that. Although YDI, nice work. I hoped you never got caught :P
Good luck with the guy hahah x

Ninja fail.

I think she would have been like

Hey How you doing, oh my socks couldnt find this anywhere

haha yeah

wats ur name?

Johnny urs?

Lenna wanna get lunch?

Sure

though it would have mor stubstance then this this would be the gist of it.

thats exactly what i was trying to figure out. hahaha.

FAIL
I'm sorry, but Naruto is the lamest excuse for a ninja I have ever seen. Even White Ninja beats Naruto.

excuse me but naruto is the most popular manga in the world,and hes awesomely hot and rules,and he can also do all that ninja jazz,so dont go dissing something very popular cuz ppl will diss u back

xD Thanks for making me laugh :3

"Awesomely hot", eh? You're as bad as the Twilight addicts. And you're pathetic for thinking that I'm going to be scared about Naruto fans "dissing" me.
Enjoy your future of dressing up your cats to look like Naruto :3

Most popular =/= best.
Naruto is an insult towards ninjas like Twilight is an insult towards vampires.
Besides, One Piece is way better.
I wouldn't be surprised if the OP was wearing bright orange clothing.

White ninja power!!
Fight the failrutos!!

JSYK naruto is not by any means the most popular manga/anime in the world. In the US maybe, but not the world. I know that Fullmetal Alchemist outranks it in the anime capital of the world, Japan and I do believe that Bleach outranks it in the US. Inuyasha may as well. Do your research, dude.

And to the OP, how exactly do you even start a conversation with a sock? are you like, Oh, there's that sock i've been missing.....how'd it get there? Anyway, now that i've proven that i'm trying way too hard to start a conversation, want to go to lunch with me?

I mean, really. Fail. YDI.

fullmetal alchemist is awesome.

Don't forget DBZ and Pokemon >_>

death note is beast

XD So true.

I totally agree with this.

Nice. This made me laugh. :)

Ninja? Real ninja couldn't even afford a katana (Japan being an iron-deficient nation and the ninja being relatively poor). A real ninja would have assassinated the guy with his own sword or, more likely, by getting into a position close enough to him to poison his food or something.

I mean, honestly, if you're going to criticise someone else's use of the word 'ninja', especially if you use the phrase 'real ninja', at least get an idea of what the word truly means.

He didn't say "real ninja".
Also, you can always try using CRAZY MAGICAL POWERZZZ! like the sorry excuse of a show featuring a loser in bright orange.

You are correct, he did not. My brain inserted 'real' for some reason. All the same, the actual point of my post remains unchanged.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, cause LOL that's what I JUST told her to say. =P

Um, this was supposed to be a reply to #15.

wow... do you have a life?

Why do you want to know, freak?

Horrible trolling attempt.

wow lol the old nerd stereo types, u know i hope u know that the world is not divided into nerds and jocks, that's the oldest rick in the book. OP ydi for throwing a sock into someone's basket

Oh wow... bitter much? I happen to know some rather cute nerds. And not everyone who describes something as a "ninja" is a nerd. To sum my post up: you sound bitter, so you must have been an "ugly nerd."

OP: You got your conersation starter. Hope he doesn't think you're too weird... lol

My college is basically Nerd University and, trust me, there are a lot of men and women there that you would be totally jealous of, lookswise. And, yes, there are plenty of average and ugly ones, too, but, ya know, that's just representative of the population at large.

And, just so you know, a hot, perfectly-proportioned chick that I can discuss relativity with over breakfast or consult with for a difficult proof? Even hotter.

how can you call someone an idiot if you can't even tell the difference between "your" and "you're"

but...
nerds are clever. op is either a nerd or so dumb they put a sock in someone elses laundry basket.
but then you can be a nerd and anti-social which means ts would not be clever in these situations.
*is confused*

Paige is the same Homophobic bitch from
the other FML I was just reading...
=)

its funny that the person that makes most sense is comment number 42

pahah you people have a confusion. there is a MAJOR diffrence in smart and nerd, i haven't ever known of someone being hated on for being smart. and from the sound of it one of you is talking about the 1980's version of a nerd. and no it may not be divided by jock and nerd but it sure as hell is divided into have and have not's

so far as calling me bitter? hmm never been called that.. but hmm hey its just something diffrent and i may have to get used to it. but whatevs. usually im just said to be brutally honest, have opinions, or complete bitch. none of which i really take offense to. and me, a nerd? cheerleader and dance team baby!(: so forget that one. oh and as for going to a nerd college? (or at least ya'lls version of a nerd) honestly i wish i could go to texas a&m university which is a "nerd" college, and i have wanted to go there ever since i was very little. but hmm don't have the money for it and the scholorships i qualify for that would pay for most of it only cover louisiana universitys and technical colleges. (again have and have not's)

hah whoever corrected my spelling, just go jump off a bridge. i think its funny that when people want to say something smart ass on here but have nothing to say they correct spelling, even though this is the internet and about 90% of the stuff posted on the internet isn't spelled correctly (oh and btw did this on my phone correct punctuation is a little more difficult and not very important when i'm using that) oh and i do know the diffrence in your and you're
your-posessive
you're- conjunction meaning you are
see, actually i'm pretty good at english and grammer, maybe not the best but good.

as for homophobic? not really, hmm im guessing you were reading a comment from a few weeks ago, and i wouldn't call that homophobic, more anti-femminist/anti-manhater but i guess it probably did sound like it. actually i tend to love gay guy's especially flamin' (i hope that didn't offend anyone but i don't know a better word), like at one of my old high schools my favorite parts of the day was talking to my bio teacher and in another class a gay guy. . hmm? i guess i don't really have any lesbian friends, but then again i don't think i know any straight up lesbians other than my deceased cousin and her "husband" and i always loved them to death.

but hmm what i thought everyone else called nerds i call a dragon kid, and what ya'll call nerds apparently i call them "normal" "hard working" or "driven", so to avoid confusion i used nerd, as in rarely wears something other than black, plays pokemon far after the age of ten, i think its called nataru is thier favorite books (its like an anime series i think), dragonball z, ummmm world of war craft&halo, all damn dayy people,
but i think the rest of the stuff is right, i mean call it like you see it, but thats what i did. but hmm i rarely agree with the majority of people that comment on here. i guess its just a southern thing hmm maybe just the south should seceed from the union again, with the yanks and cali boys that i've ever met im sure our sexy ass ole boys could kick ass. i think a lot of this nations problems would be solved easily if only this would happen, i mean the rest of the country can become communist like obama wants(and apparently they want too because i know we didn't vote his ass in and the only people who did vote for him was because he's black), and we can stay the america that we have been for over two-hundred years, and taking the best part of the country with us. our FREEDOMS. our guns, our food, whiskey, and our football. hmm i sure know one thing though americas military would crumble if my louisiana boys would leave, from this state alone we supply more soldiers than all of the rest of the states combined, not too bad for a state this size. but we have texas on our side too and it has one of the largest populations AND land areas. hmm opinions opinions, just like an ass crack, everybody has one. just some food for thought, i know im rambeling but its 3am here(:

Dude, stop trying so hard. o.o
I could state so many negative things about what you posted, WITHOUT judging you. Because, well, I don't know you.

*Hint, hint.*

Oh, and two wrongs don't make a right. Immaturity is the root of all ignorance.

um why do gay people expect their parents will accept them being homosexual? especially children of Christian homes? first off, its your choice to be that wayy. second a sin. third gross. fourth, no biological grandchildren for them. so ydi.

#211 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:56pm by Paige_Nicole10 - reply
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What Do you call that?
Not Homophobic or ignorant???

Paige Nicole... do you have an "off" button? If you're using your phone, how many hours does it take for the battery to run down? Your "thoughts" are truly fascinating, but there's only so much the rest of us can take before our brains start to run out our ears.

Oh wait... Paige... you're a cheerleader from Louisiana. Never mind. That explains everything. Carry on.

"see, actually i'm pretty good at english and grammer, maybe not the best but good. "
Grammer?

Kay, so I kinda think that you're extremely immature and childish.

And I kinda think that you're trying way too hard to impress some random internet people.

And I kinda think that you're bullshitting most of what you said, and even if you're not, no one gives a flying fuck.

And I kinda think you said "hmm" way too much in your last post.

Ya'll be replyin to a troll post

How exactly do your personal politics have ANYTHING to do with this at all? I hate you so much.

paige...you have mental problems
you just wrote an FML comment the size of an essay holy crap

hmmm... you made a lot of hmmm good points but hmmm i just cant seem to hmmm...care?


ps, being a cheerleader or on the dance team doesnt automatically make you not a nerd. thats very stereotypical.

pss, dance team? seriously? no offense to anyone but i never really saw dance team at school as a "cool" thing. but maybe thats because i think its fun to play videogames like halo with my friends and as a nerd (because according to you anyone that plays halo is a nerd) i guess dance team kind of struck me as pointless and kind of ridiculous waste of money for the school. not as bad a step team though. those seem to piss me off for no reason. god i hate step teams. and they think theyre all cool, "oh look at me im clapping my hands and stomping me feet, aint i just the epitome of cool?".

whole worlds gone to shit.

Well I was captain of the Dance Team, Debate Team, Step Team, and Co-Captain of Gamer Elite at my school.
I was, also, in Band AND theater.

So I Guess I suck on *everyone's* spectrum, don't I?
=D

what if shes pretty and a brunette and is smart?

Whoa, what's wrong with ginger? Ginger is totally hot!

well then, this wasn't stereotypical at ALL

If you can't use proper grammar, you just negated your whole comment, dumbass.

If you're a grammar nazi, you must be compensating for something.

#31 I'm surprised there isn't some sort of profanity filter for username creation here. I hope you get banned.

fire crotches kick ass. and im not just saying that because im a redhead. they do. ask anyone.

ps, gods a ginger. he is. its in the bible. he appeared to moses as a "burning bush". think about it. burning. fire. bush. crotch. coincidence? no. god. the fire crotch. appeared to moses. case closed. gingers rock.

cuz we are shy,dur

Hey, she didn't say anything about being a fucking ninja, just a regular ninja.

A fucking ninja would be awkward

lol win 57

LOL i didn't notice actually...

I was actually more caught up in the "tried to be a ninja" part, honestly...

this seems more like something on TFLN, cause of the whole "ninja" thing

regardless, next time, try a simple "Hello"
it goes a far way, and is much less embarassing...

Wait, huh? More like seventy-first.

# 78 Wins. lol

i think what triplethreat13 meant was...
their comment was coming from a 13 year old
(in simple terms: triplethreat13 is the 13 year old)
... they were just implying how pathetic this FML is.. dating advice from a 13 year old

now how old are you?
jeezzz

Actually it's not cute at all. It's weird and tactless.

Yeah like proving 13-year-olds maturity/intelligence is so much easier by USING THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL and telling them to shut up, good job.

@173: "Stop saying things like "Ninja" or anything else lame, geeky, pathetic, fucking annoying, gokey related (whatever the hell gokey means), or anything fucking japanese or anime. It makes guys want to shoot you through the forehead."

I'm Japanese, I speak it, and I love anime/manga.
So, here's pretty much what you're saying:
"If you speak Japanese, or say anything related to Japan, you're annoying and guys will hate you."

Actually, I live here in the States and a lot of American men love me-despite my heritage and love for my country.

OP: I think that was a silly move you made, but I thought it was cute~! If I was a man, I would really love what you did. However, being a ninja was considered shameful. I'm sure you didn't know that, though, so I'm not going to give you a hard time.

Don't pay any attention to Pimpin,
He's A Candy ass Maggot.
=)

unused, I've only seen this post from you, and I immediately find you annoying


But of course, I'm not a guy, so it doesn't matter.


Also, pimpin's point was towards wapanese and weeaboos.

i got a dirty sock for ya that'll make ya melt.

mmmmmkay, chillax, girl.
You do know that it seemed like an odd thing to say, right?
No need to get all defensive and pissed off...
I'm sorry I made fun of something you've been saying since you were a little kid. There are a lot of people out there who just say stuff like that because they think they're cool... And they're not...

But how the hell does it take more balls to acknowledge him than sneaking a sock in his basket? It's quite easy to get caught doing that, as you've demonstrated, and it's quite a deal more awkward when you are. .... And how the hell would sneaking a sock in his basket even register a conversation? He could have just taken off with your sock. Then what? And it'd be a rather obvious thing, too, that it wasn't an accident, even if you weren't caught. Let's assume the sock is something different from typical socks (rainbow? promotional?), so he'd notice right away, but now how would it have been physically possible for your sock to end up in his basket, other than you putting it there? If the boy wasn't bright enough to see that, he wouldn't be worth dating in my book. Unless your dryers were right next to each other, and you were just heaping out your socks so that they spilled everywhere, but I'm sure he'd then see that as you being a complete idiot.

What you should have done was trip or "accidently" dump some of the basket somehow, and then he would help you pick up your socks, or he would at least notice you. Then you can just use how silly you are for tripping.

See, not being able to just talk to a guy really makes me think 'confidence issues.' Which sucks. Because most guys I've talked to, and most of my guy friends say that they'd rather just have a girl come out and talk to them, it's just so much easier than the back-and-forth-do-I-say-it?-Does-he-do-this?